They take two minutes when we take the field,
And when we come back to the dugout, too.
Yet, you don’t wish to have that fact revealed
Because of what the fans might think of you.
The sponsors want that time to sell their stuff,
It’s how the game is funded, we all know.
You told the public we’re not fast enough,
And said the “pace of game” is much too slow.
There is no member of the pitching staff
Who needs that long to take his warmup throws.
And sometimes, it’s two minutes and a half,
You could give them more tosses, I suppose.
I think you should be honest with the fans
Instead of wasting time on pacing plans.
DISCLAIMER: This is based on Morgan Ensberg’s latest blog about Bud Selig and “pace of game”. The ideas are his, the words are mine and if there’s any mistake in my poetic translation, charge me with the error.
The title comes from the fact that Morgan wore #14 and they’re his lines, while this is also an English sonnet and 14 lines long. This is in addition to any baseball interpretation one might wish to put on it.
This whole idea of speeding up the game seems to me to be a way of shrinking the time between commercials. That’s just me. Pitchers should be allowed to regroup and batters to step out and prepare for the pitch. I’ve never played baseball but there are many situations where I want a moment to compose myself before stepping up and doing what was necessary.
Now, I have to have another disclaimer: I don’t like Bud Selig. I don’t like interleague play. I think he should have gotten off the schneid about PEDs and a couple other things.
But baseball is not boring if you watch it right.